And I'll tell you one of my own.

I once ate a lot on New Years Eve. Next day I threw up and slipped on my own vomit and hit my head.

Now you give me your anecdote.

Once my friend inadvertantly drank a homeless midget woman's pee.

Happy to say I'm not even joking.

I once burnt one of those bands you you get at an amusement park and it dripped on my hand causing it to burn my hand. Moral of the story, don't burn stuff without checking to see where your limbs are located.

There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

there once was a thug from around the block......easy......bitch shut the fuck up

I once blacked out in a hot shower, cracked my head on the toilet seat and got a concussion.

Once when I was in track I had to run the 400m dash. However, hearing the word "dash", and not having run this particular race before, I sprinted from the start. I was happy that I was in the lead (I was always in the back in every other race), but at about the home stretch, I had to slow down; I was absolutely exhausted. Everyone passed me, and I just barely made it across the finish line, though I fell from exhaustion while crossing the line and landing hard on my front and face.

Not my proudest moment, but it's a fun story to tell.

At 1/26/14 03:39 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: one time I ate 16 chicken legs
I went for a piss and my urine smelled like chicken

fascinating

i smoked my friends weed by accident without him even knowing when i was drunk ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

At 1/26/14 12:31 AM, Thor wrote: Once I had a bad trip on acid. I attacked all my friends, jerked off, and thought I was in the future, uncovering a vast conspiracy involving arabic numerals, time travel, facebook advertising, DMT, and Adolf Hitler.

Tell me more about it, I smell a Hollywood blockbuster!

At 1/26/14 12:31 AM, Thor wrote: Once I had a bad trip on acid. I attacked all my friends, jerked off, and thought I was in the future, uncovering a vast conspiracy involving arabic numerals, time travel, facebook advertising, DMT, and Adolf Hitler.

I once had a trip on salvia where I was sitting cross legged on my bed, and the walls became a pearly white liquid. I got sucks into the walls like a vacuum. I then looked down at my body and saw I had 4 arms, 2 sticking out of my back which I actually physically felt attached to me. Then the centers on each of the palms of my hands had eyes, and turned into this robotic alien dragon thing. The rest of the trip I was teleporting down the street, and my walls were see-through.

I once posted on the Newgrounds Bulletin Board System in mid-2012.

There once was a dude who said to fuck off
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